I’d find these things more highly amusing if it weren’t so eye-rollingly exasperating. There are MILLIONS of english speakers in the world. How hard is it to run this by one of them before printing it up and immortalizing it for all to laugh at?

Emma is right. I don’t do whimsy too well. The problem is that I have a hard time telling what is serious and what is a joke. Especially when the part indicated to be the whimsy is prefaced with “part of my letter was serious”…